IF Toby climbs up and down the stairs (at 6 months PG) 400 times in order to move her childrens’ clothes/toys to another room over the course of 4 days, and IF she is dehydrated, THEN she will begin having (mostly non-painful) squeezing contractions and THEN she will have to go to the hospital, get a shot to stop them,… be told that her cervix is fortunately ‘hard as a rock’ (a great thing) and be told to slow down.  Pray that I can cool my jets….  🙂